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becausebirds:

courteousaviarist:

perfect place to store your bird

EMERGENCY BIRD —Directions: Push from bottom of tube.

(Source: meravie, via homestuckmofo)

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cisco5200:

falconrys:

so I was telling my friend that I don’t know what my OTP is

and she was like, “well, what would you be mortally offended if people didn’t ship?”

IF Y’ALL DON’T LIKE MEOWRAILS YOU CAN GET THE HELL OUT

(no all right you can stay)

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susiron:

lovelynobody00:

moriarty:

how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off

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its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones

the southern isles send their regards

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jaclcfrost:

living in a small town is wonderful

  • are there a lot of modes of transportation? nope! you either drive or you’re out of luck basically
  • are there a lot of job opportunities? no! of course not
  • are there things to do? hang out at the grocery store or go to the only movie theater the town has!
  • are the people nice? of course not! not at all!
  • are you close to anything interesting? nope! everything interesting happens hours away and you’re stuck in the middle of nowhere

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theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

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spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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Myers Briggs by Common (oversimplified and ignorant) Stereotypes

readingontheroof:

INFJ: Mystical being
ESTP: Insensitive idiot
INTJ: Machine
ESFP: Ditz
INFP: Wimp
ESTJ: Dad
INTP: Machine #2
ESFJ: Boring.
ISFJ: Boring #2
ENTP: Fun idiot
ISTJ: Boring and a machine. Amazing.
ENFP: Manic pixie dream girl
ISFP: Baby animals that just roll around without doing anything
ENTJ: Successful robot
ISTP: A wisp of wind with no personality
ENFJ: Tiny, harmless balls of happiness

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veggieblt:

YOU KNOW I THOUGHT WHEN HOMESTUCK UPDATED I WOULD BE UNDERWHELMED AND BRUSH IT OFF BUT THAT UPDATE WAS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY AND I AM RIGHT BACK ONBOARD THE FUCKTRAIN

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the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

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lady-redrum:

wasthatnotsideblog:

just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally tells them that all the time

it’s not a personal slight, it’s insecurity caused by mental illness

thanks

TAKE NOTE.

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840px:

life hack: always like someone’s selfie. it takes a lot of courage to post a picture of yourself. always be kind. reply nice things.

(Source: johnbaldesorry, via literallyallmen)

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4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

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Song:

Artist:

Album:

ahrtlindsay:

im-jaavert:

trickstergodofmischief:

officialbethesda:

so i thought high pitched cr1tikal would make a good dave voice

(audio is from here chumpnuts)

oh my god

holy shit

Whoa this perf…

(Source: diegoraptors, via twinpersonalitys)

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callmekitto:

stop rewarding boys extravagantly for common sense/decency, but also stop condescending to girls who are thrilled when a man behaves as such because they are socialized from the womb to the tomb to expect so. much. worse.

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